Dear Santa,
I am writing to let you know that all presents delivered to my household will only be accepted if previously wrapped, tagged, bow-ed and placed neatly under the tree. I realize that bow-ed is technically not a word, but I'm exhausted after 2 full days of Christmas shopping with a 3-year old in tow. Also, any cookies you expect to eat at our home on Christmas eve will have to be baked by either your wife, Mrs. Claus or by a local bakery...as I am dough-ed out, frosting-ed out and tuckered out. Thank you for being Santa though...we really do appreciate that you work so hard 365 days a year to bring totally rad presents to all the little kiddo's around the world. You rock.
Love~
A very tired mommy
P.S. Please bring my daughter something more girly...the Thomas the Train thing is starting to raise too many eyebrows!
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